So I went there today, got lost, first thing. She had neglected to tell me that it was a gated community, and that gatehouse looked someone's house, plus there was no street sign, so I drove past a few times before I saw the (smallish) sign. Then I had to actually get in. I went to the house with all the cars in front. Turns out it was a knights and princesses theme. There was a pony ride, a castle bounce house, foam swords and chain-mail tshirts for the boys, and tiaras and necklaces for the girls. Some of the girls had foam swords as well. So I played background music for 2 hours, fiddle for the outdoor part, and octave mandolin indoors during dinner.
It was a pretty easy gig, but I still think they should have hired a clown. Too bad I can't juggle.